Even having a great weekend cannot beat Monday stress and no matter how happy we are with our school, college, or work environment, still Mondays haunt us all.
Are Mondays really bad or it just a sentiment driven by our attitude about Mondays? As long as we have searched about it, Mondays are hated for two reasons:
- We need get up early in the morning
- There are five days of work till weekend
But if we think about great things happening on Mondays, we will definitely wait for it – for example, when Monday is the salary day, when on Monday one of your colleagues is giving a treat, or Monday when you can buy everything on half price, that’s right, Cyber Monday.
Along with this, Monday quotes, sayings, messages, memes and puns are another way to enjoy Mondays on Mondays while still hating them. 😀
So, here we have a huge list of Monday quotations.
Here are some quotes about Monday, that will help you to feel less miserable and more motivated on Monday.
🌈 “This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.” ~ Unknown
🌈 “This should be the spirit every Monday. Know that something good will always happen.” ~ Gabriel García Márquez
🌈 “Hey, I know it’s Monday. But it’s also a new day and a new week. And in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.” ~ Michael Ely
🌈 “In 365 days of a year, there are 52 Monday, 52 chances of new beginnings”.
🌈 “The biggest thrill wasn’t in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.” ~ Art Rooney
🌈 “When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it’s Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.” ~ Edmond Mbiaka
🌈 “Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.” ~ Rebecca Gober
🌈 “Monday, Monday, so good to me; Monday morning, it was all I hoped it would be.” ~ John Phillips
🌈 “Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!” ~ David Dweck
🌈 “The sun himself is weak when he first rises; and gathers strength and courage as the day gets on.” ~ Charles Dickens
🌈 “The only limits you have are the limits you believe” ~ Wayne Dyer
🌈 “When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it’s Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.” ~ Edmond Mbiaka
🌈 “Don’t let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.” ~ John R. Wooden
🌈 “This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.” – Lisa Mantchev
🌈 “Monday won’t be so gloomy if you believe that something good is always bound to happen.” ~ unknown
🌈 “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” ~ Thomas Edison
🌈 “Some people worry about waking up on Mondays, some people feel excited about Mondays, and those are the ones who know how to achieve success.”
“Mondays won’t work, unless you do.”
Hello Monday Quotes:
Hello is the ritual to call anyone you meet during the day. As Monday comes to you say hello Monday with these freshly-cooked and unseen quotes about Monday.
Print them on calendars, write on the sticky note, or simply add their wallpaper on your screens to get stay motivated every Monday.
👋 “Hello Monday! Please be kind to me.”
👋 “Hello to the first Monday January, the first week of the year ~ I am loving your foggy mornings for work and cozy nights for rest.”
Check more January quotes here.
👋 “Hello Monday! We’re wishing a great week.”
👋 “Hello Monday, so we met again.”
👋 “Hello Monday, I don’t hate you I hate the long working days you bring along.”
👋 “Hello Monday, why are so near to Saturday and Saturday is so far away from you?”
👋 “Hello Monday, please go away.”
👋 “Oh, wow. Hello Monday!”
👋 “Hello, it’s me! Monday” 😈
Its Monday Quotes:
What is the most terrible thing someone can said to some? IT’s Monday. LOL! People also say that it is matter of attitude that “it’s Monday messages and quotations” make you feel good or bad.
You get the opportunities to make your dreams into reality. Yet the quarantine has also taught us, it is not always joyous to stay on bed and being lazy.
Relating to all the situations positively, here you go with some It’s Monday Quotes.
✨ “It’s Monday, I am excited to pursue my dreams.”
✨ “It’s Monday 5:00 AM, I can smell a whole busy week already.”
✨ “It’s Monday, just like Tuesday of the week – 24 hours.”
✨ “It’s Monday, and I am hating the week already.”
✨ “It’s Monday, and I am loving the week already.”
✨ “It’s a pleasant Monday, today is the payday.”
✨ “I love Mondays, Cyber Mondays.”
✨ “It’s Monday!”
✨ “It’s Monday, I can feel opportunities to catch my dreams all over.”
Happy Monday Quotes:
Happy Monday??? Are you kidding me??? LOL! We are not. Mondays can be happy if you have dreams to make reality and goals to achieve.
Think about the people who are jobless waiting to be called for an interview and ready to do anything for a job you feel so hard to wake up for, on Mondays?
Feeling gratitude? Yet these Monday quotes can be sent as messages to the friends who are always complaining about why the weekend ended so quick, though it is always based on two days. 😛
So these Monday quotes will definitely give you some reasons to be happy about the first day of the week.
😊 “Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!” ~ Andrea L’Artiste
😊 “Your life goal should be to make Monday the best day of the week.” Happy Monday! ~ Trevor Carss
😊 “Good things don’t come to those who wait. Good things come to those who pursue the goals and dreams they believe in…Happy Monday!” ~ Venus Rivers
😊 “Happy Monday, be positive.”
😊 “Don’t be pushed around the fears in your mind, be led by the dreams in your heart.” Happy Monday! ~ Ray T. Bennett
😊 “Train your mind to see good in everything, even in the Mondays.” 😉 Happy Monday!
😊 “We wish you happy Monday and great spirit to work.”
😊 “Wish you happy Monday, may the opportunities come along your way and may you catch them in no time.”
😊 “Good morning, Happy Monday.”
Good Morning Monday Quotes:
Mornings are same on the all the days, pleasant if you are an early riser and paining if you are night owl.
However, coming back home late on Mondays, feeling hangover in the morning, and then getting ready to reach the work at time makes Monday mornings a little more annoying than the rest.
Here is a tip: if someone follows a routine and keep up with the sleeping and waking schedule on the Sundays can have great start of the week.
For your great start of the week, here are some short to one liner “Good Morning Monday” messages, quotes, and sayings to make early sunrises bearable for you.
🌅 “Good morning, Monday, the first day of the week.”
🌅 “Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier and healthier life.” ~ Germany Kent
🌅 “Every morning you have two choices: continue to sleep with your dreams or wake up & chase them.” ~ Kristin
🌅 “The morning was full of sunlight and hope.” ~ Kate Chopin
Send Monday morning messages to help your friends have a kick-start on this very first day of the week.
🌅 “Lose an hour in the morning, and you will spend all day looking for it.” ~ Richard Whately
🌅 “Wake up on Monday and start your day with a lot of awesomeness and you will get happiness back. (Good morning!)” – Jim Butcher
🌅 “Good morning! Monday is not about making money; Monday is all about making yourself happy.”
🌅 “YOLO means, it’s okay to watch a movie on Monday morning and take a break from work.”
🌅 “Wakey wakey, rise and shine, its Monday time.” 😈
Good Morning Monday Blessings:
Blessings are great way to start either it is the day, a week, a month or a whole complete year. Also, it is said that if you want to make your whole week blessed make your Mondays blessed.
For all such cases, we are providing Monday blessings you can share with your loved ones and acquaintances in order to make them part of the chain of blessings starting from today.
📋 “Have a blessed Monday, remember that it is the first day without mistakes.”
📋 ” I wish you all the Monday blessings. Nothing will cut short your expectations as today will give you a billion reasons to be grateful and be happy because you are blessed.”
📋 “As you will begin a new week, I pray that the challenges you face will not knock you out. Have a lovely day, and a blessed week ahead of you. Good morning, have a blessed Monday.”
📋 “On this day I pray that God opens doors of opportunities and blessings on you. Nothing is stopping you because he will give you the wisdom to use his blessings wisely. Have a fabulous Monday morning!”
📋 “Let this Monday be kind to you: be happy with what you have and accept the things which you cannot change. Good morning!”
📋 “As you start this new week, may it mark the beginning of new things in your life. May you encounter great and wonderful things that will make your day memorable. Stay fulfilled.”
📋 “On this day I pray that you succeed in all that you lay your hands on. God’s favor and goodness will be visible in your life. Happy new day, dear. Have a pleasant Monday morning.”
📋 “On this Monday, I bless you with the success of entire week.”
📋 “Make your Monday blessed, to make your whole week blessed.”
Lazy Monday Quotes:
The point deals with the all the feelings and thoughts a person come in contact with at the very first beep of its alarm clock on Monday.
Who can know better feelings of lazy Monday morning than someone who have not completely came out of the effects of drinking they had yesterday night still have a whole day to spend at work?
So, here are some lazy Monday morning quotations and sayings to let you know, you are not alone.
😴 “Good morning, let’s have only 5 minutes more sleep dear Monday.”
😴 “Good morning, keep calm, and pretend it’s not Monday.”
😴 “Coffee + music = lazy Monday.”
😴 “Argh! Its Monday again!”
😴 “Monday is great, if you let me spend it on my bed.”
😴 “I’m a Friday person in a Monday morning.”
😴 “Tired? Lazy? Yup, it got to be a Monday.”
😴 “Rise up and attack, Monday is full of enthusiasm – okay I will do it on next Monday.”
😴 “Why we call it Monday and not lazy day?”
Quotes About Monday Funny:
One of the coolest sections of this blog is funny Monday quotes. Let us share a remedy with you, the tested and examined one:
Every Monday, try to search for Monday memes, Monday jokes, Monday Gags and Monday puns while you are on the way to your work, in the elevator, or after reaching your desk.
Spend 10 minutes looking at Monday memes and jokes and you will actually make you awake and ready to spend the whole day.
😂 “It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause that’s my fun day. My I don’t have to run day.” ~ Prince Rogers Nelson
😂 “What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes.” ~ Kevin Dalton
😂 “Mondays should be optional.”
😂 “Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so near to Monday?”
😂 “If Monday had a face, I would punch it.”
😂 “Please, don’t tell me its Monday tomorrow.”
😂 “I want to make Monday my ex. so, I can bitch about it.”
😂 “I want to be in a long-distance relationship with Mondays.”
😂 “It’s Monday but, it’s okay.”
Funny Monday Quotes for Work:
Here are some dedicated super Funny Monday quotes for people who hate going to work on the very first day of the week and hate it all day long.
👨💻 “There should be seven nights between Sunday and Monday morning.”
👨💻 “Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.” – Arthur Darvill
👨💻 “Dear Saturday, you are my favorite! Oops! Its Monday.”
👨💻 “She is lazy like every Monday morning.”
👨💻 “Monday is like hangover. You feel it with a full blow but still can’t do anything about it – except groaning of course.”
👨💻 “Life could have been if there were no Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays – only Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays – see I don’t hate working at all.”
👨💻 “Monday – the moment when Sunday stops feeling like weekend and anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
👨💻 “For some reasons, I really feel tired tomorrow.”
“Monday mornings feels like hell.”
Cyber Monday Funny Quotes, Messages, and Greetings:
Cyber Monday is maybe the only Monday people wait for. Here are some slogans, messages, and quotations for cyber Monday to celebrate it keep the shopping spirits high.
🛍️ “Cyber Mondays are no less than a celebration, stay at home spend time with family and still enjoy shopping. Claiming to work today while I look for Cyber Monday bargains.”
🛍️ “Joy isn’t in cash; however, it is in shopping on Cyber Monday.”
🛍️ “I imagine that when you’re truly worried and can’t confront reality, you shop. Cyber Monday will make you stress free.”
🛍️ “Whoever said cash can’t purchase satisfaction basically didn’t have a clue where to go out on the online to shop. Enjoy Cyber Mondays.”
🛍️ “I shop like a bull — I charge everything! Cyber Monday calms me down with offers and discounts.”
🛍️ “Shopping: The artistic work of gaining things you don’t require with cash you don’t have. Cyber Mondays make you an artist by just looking at stuff and analyzing them.”
🛍️ “Since it feels like Christmas, a great deal of time we can go on a shopping spree on Cyber Mondays.”
🛍️ “I always say shopping (on Cyber Monday) is cheaper than a psychiatrist.” ~ Tammy Faye Bakker
🛍️ “I shop, therefore I am.”
Mindset Monday Quotes:
Mindset Monday is created to remove the fog of weekend every Monday.
What does that mean?
It just means that weekend was fun and Monday mindset reminds you once again to get your guts ready for the work after weekend.
📑 “I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.” ~ Leggy Saul
📑 “You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.” ~ Andrea L’Artiste
📑 “Whatever your situation might be, set your mind to whatever you want to do and put a good attitude in it, and I believe that you can succeed.” ~ Bethany Hamilton
📑 “It’s time to readjust your mind, Monday mornings no longer have to be a dreaded moment in your life.” ~ Funké Baffour
Your Monday mindset should be like the motivational and inspirational quotation written by the American salesman, Joe Girard.
📑 “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” ~ Joe Girard
📑 “Monday is for people with a mission. Those who favor vacations, not weekends.” ~ Cristina Imre
📑 “Magical Monday is an amalgamation of passion, perseverance and performance.” ~
📑 “Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone of your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier, and healthier life.” ~ Germany Kent.
📑 “If you have right mindset, you can be as happy on Monday as you are on Friday.”
Inspirational Quotes To Start The Week:
Quote blogs are incomplete without adding inspirational quotes. So here you will find some inspirational quotations to start the week and its very first day.
“Mondays are tough only for those people, who don’t know how to spend them cheerfully. Get up and have fun today!”
“Mondays don’t have to be terrible; make them magical instead!” ~ Kate Hudson
“Monday, the start of a new work week, keep your mind open even if you feel desperate – find the opportunities that are there for you!”
“For me, Monday represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day where the slate from the previous week is wiped clean. It is a day of new beginnings.” – Allen Smith
“Surround yourself with people who are more interested in your progress than your past.”
“Don’t worry, if you don’t like Mondays, just find your passion and you will start loving what you are doing, regardless of what day it is.”
“When you love what you do, Mondays feel like Fridays.”
“Not all successful people were Monday fans, the line inspires me to do something in which I can get success.”
“Good morning, start Monday with a smile and see the difference for whole day.”
Inspirational Monday Quotes Funny:
It is said that funny things always become very great ideas. Take example if your friends, they would give you such funnier solution to an issue that will ultimately become the problem-solver.
So to solve the Monday problems, here we have brought you Inspirational Monday quotes.
📜 “There are no miracles on Mondays.” ~ Amy Neftzeger
📜 “Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.” ~ Jarod Kintz
📜 “Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.” – Dan Salomon
📜 “The best weeks start on Monday.” – Nice Peter
📜 “Attack Monday with enthusiasm, laughter, thousands of smiles and cheerfulness.”
📜 “If we have Mondays in the heaven, then I am okay to be in the hell.”
📜 “Tuesday is the ugly sister of Monday.”
📜 “Monday has been cancelled, go back to sleep. The dream!”
📜 “Dear Monday, I want to breakup with you so we never meet again.” KR.Thoughts
Blue Monday Quotes:
Blue Monday is a term often used to describe Monday as a depressing day or hateful day. We all have same feelings on some days.
Here, read some great and unique blue Monday quotes you can easily relate with when you day will not go pleasant.
😰 “It’s blue Monday, don’t forget to be awesome today.”
😰 “Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.” ~ Steven Wright
😰 “Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.” ~ Roy Station
😰 “I don’t like Mondays, especially if they occur on Fridays.” ~ Jarod Kintz,
😰 “When you’re young and healthy you can plan on Monday to commit suicide, and by Wednesday you’re laughing again.” ~ Marilyn Monroe,
😰 “Don’t mess with anybody on a Monday. It’s a bad, bad day.” ~ Louise Fitzhugh
😰 “On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.” ~ H. Allen Smith
😰 “Woohoo, its Monday! Said no one ever!”
😰 “Forget your Monday Morning Blues. Amazing things can happen this week!”
Monday Motivation Quotes:
Just like inspirational the motivational quotes are also very important to add when it comes to reading Monday quotes.
Here are 10 most motivating quotes about Monday.
📄 “Begin the week with momentum and you’ll look back with great satisfaction on all you achieved.” – Skip Prichard
📄 “I said that the issue is not Monday. The issue is action without motivation.” ~ Denny Dey
📄 “Wake up each Monday and decide to make it best day of your life, and you will see the weeks and then months getting better.”
📄 “Monday is a good day to have a great day! It’s all in your attitude.”
📄 “The thing about today is… It’s Monday! No other day could get the week off to such a great start.” ~ Anthony T. Hincks
📄 “Wake up on Monday and start your day with a lot of awesomeness, and you will get happiness back.” ~ Jim Butcher
📄 “The challenge of every Monday is to maintain the same vitality in each and every day of the week.” ~ Byron Pulsifer
📄 “Monday Motivation – Weeks that start on Monday ends with Friday and bring along Saturdays and Sundays. Endings are good sometimes!”
📄 “There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.”
Monday Motivation Quotes for Business:
Are you a businessperson or intend to be one? These motivational quotes for business and entrepreneurs will help you stay on the track even after a boozing weekend.
👨💻 “Monday is a fresh start, its never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success.” ~ Unknown
👨💻 “Focus on bring productive on Mondays, and all other days, rather being busy to create a reality, you dreamed about.”
👨💻 “It’s Monday, time to take over the world.”
👨💻 “Love your business and it will love you back, and don’t hate Mondays.”
👨💻 “Never start a business to make Money, start a business to make difference.”
👨💻 “I want Monday back so I can regain the time I lost working on low priorities instead of utilizing my time effectively and efficiently to move the yardstick of life forward.” ~ Les Brown
👨💻 “Every day is Monday, till Friday. Stop exaggerating about Mondays!” ~ Viktor VolksPrater
👨💻 “Success is not final; failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.” ~ Winston Churchill
👨💻 “Play by the rules, but be ferocious.” ~ Phil Knight.
Monday Motivation Post Ideas for Facebook and Instagram:
Do not read quotes alone, post them on your social media accounts as well such as Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, YouTube, and any other you can name.
You can post all following quotes under hashtag #MondayMotivation or #MotivationalMondayQuotes.
📱 “New Monday, new weeks, new goals.”
📱 #Monslay – “I am motivated, determined, and ready to slay the day.”
📱 “If you start today (Monday) you will end up with Saturday and Sunday.”
📱 “No one is you and that’s your power.”
📱 “Monday isn’t bad TBH, what makes it bad is living it.”
📱 “When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” ~ Ella Woodward.
📱 “Monday night, there ain’t a better time to showcase your talent.” ~ Ed Reed
📱 “On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world renowned.” ~ Christiaan Barnard
📱 “Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.” ~ Steven Wright
Positive Monday Quotes:
Being positive on Mondays is hard. However these quotes might make the process easier for you, have a read and let us know.
📑 “The best ideas come as joke make your thinking as funny as you can such as, Monday is a positive day.” 😉
📑 “I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel.” ~ Audrey Hepburn
📑 “If I could, I’d give up Mondays to have her love again. Actually, forget her love, I’d give up Mondays for free.” ~ Jarod Kintz,
📑 “If you think positively and normally, Monday is just another day of the week.”
Monday Quotes Work:
👨💻 “Each time you make a good decision or do something nice or take care of yourself; each time you show up to work and work hard and do your best at everything you can do; you’re planting seeds for a life that you can only hope will grow beyond your wildest dreams.” Take care of the little things—even the little things that you hate— as in Mondays.” ~ quote inspire from Sophia Amoruso
👨💻 “Hello Monday, let’s do this.”
👨💻 “If you love what you are doing, you don’t know how it goes from 9 to 5 on Mondays.” ~ Unknown
👨💻 “Work hard until your signatures become autograph.” ~ Unknown
👨💻 “This is your Monday morning reminder that you are amazing and you can handle anything.” ~ Unknown
👨💻 “If you love what you do, you will love what you are doing whether it is Monday or Saturday.”
Monday Coffee Quotes
There is a connection between Monday morning and coffee hence we are offering you quotations, phrases, and expressions for Monday morning and coffee.
☕ “May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short.” ~ unknown
☕ “I like my coffee black and my mornings bright.” – Terri Guillemets
☕ “May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short.”
☕ “Wana hear a Monday joke? Decaf!”
Sunday Night Quotes About Monday:
The depression and anxiety of the Monday starts right after Sunday 4 PM. You are thinking about Monday already and feeling already tired for tomorrow. LOL!
Relating to all these situations here we have Sunday and Monday quotes.
😊 “Sunday night is having nightmares of Monday and Monday is living these nightmares.”
😊 “Why does Sunday night feel like pre-Monday?”
😊 “Sunday is Monday’s crush, that’s we always find Monday right next to Sunday. Hahaha!”
Do you have crush like Sunday, hard to impress always away from you? here are some gifts you can choose to impress her.” 😛
😊 “Sunday is Monday’s wife that’s why come so late.”
😊 “Monday feels like hurried day after super lazy relaxing Sunday.”
😊 “Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
😊 “Believe on Monday the way you believe on Sunday.” ~ Rita Schiano
😊 “Sunday just came down like a nine-pound hammer … it was tainted with the closing-in feeling of the loss of freedom. Because after the sun went down, it came back up on Monday morning. And you had to go to work five more days. And it sucked.” ~ Larry Brown,
Hate Monday Quotes:
These hate Monday quotes are just posted here for the sake of fun and you shouldn’t be hating any day. Every day brings opportunities to do something new and we never know what good thing future holds for us.
For fun, read the following first day of the week messages.
🥺 “Sunday morning my head is bad. But it’s worth all the times I had. But I’ve got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!” ~ Dave Bartholomew,
🥺 “Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.” ~ Tom Wilson
🥺 “There is nothing more dreadful than having to go walking on one’s own on Monday” ~ Thomas Bernhard
🥺 “If we rename Saturday with Monday and Monday with Saturday, nobody will hate Monday.” 😛
🥺 “Nobody hates Monday, I am nobody.”
🥺 “The cross comes before the crown and tomorrow is a Monday morning!” ~ C.S. Lewis
🥺 “If each day is a gift, I would like to know, where to return Mondays.”
🥺 “I’ve always hated Mondays, the whole lot of them. Too much whiplash, snapping the tired masses to attention. God’s way, perhaps, of reminding us that we are not masters of our fate, no matter how deluded we became during the weekend respite.” ~ Jonathan Hull
🥺 My week goes like Monday, Monday 2, Monday 3, Thursday, Friday, Weekend. Shit, Monday again.
We are not done completely with Monday quotes. There is a lot more to come such as #MCM quotes, Monday drinking quotes, and Monday quotes for Bible.
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